Hi friends! Yes, we're already at part nine of "Random Thoughts I've had lately" series! And I think people seem to enjoy them so I'ma keep doing them until people stop enjoying them OR until I inevitably get bored and can't think of any thoughts - although that's not likely to happen knowing how much bullsh*t goes on in my brain!
Previous Posts if you need to catch up!
Random Thoughts I've had lately - Part Nine
Well sh*t, guess I misinterpreted that wrong. Can't believe there's another appointment to go.
I cannot wait for a Jelly Tip ice cream and to also make Luke try iced animals and canned strawberries. OMFG the iced animals are made in Australia for NZ, but not sold in Australia? WTF? It's like Pineapple Lumps all over again.
I can't believe how many Pinterest Pins I've made - going back and doing this is exhausting!
At least I'm not in pain anymore.
Wow, now we have so much more space in here!
I'm still struggling on what video topic I should do next.
I need a professional hair stylist who like you can get on site any day.
Wouldn't it be cool to have a butler?
OMFG I'm almost 29!!
I want to play mini golf.
I love colourful pens.
Travel is confusing.
It's freezing.
I feel bad for this new dental assistant in training, he seems kind but not fast enough and idk if the dentist is being mean to him on purpose.
I'm so hungry now.
I am worried about getting back into proper exercise. I'm scared I'm going to burn out but I enjoy having more energy.
Peter Helliar is on everything at the moment, like he was a guest judge on TGYH, he's on Taskmaster, he's on The Amazing Race, he was a guest judge on The Project recently, AND he was on Shaun Micallef's show! OMG, everywhere. I remember watching him on Rove.
I should get up but I'm sore. I have so much work to do. I feel like I need to grind.
Why is a steak and cheese pie essentially a mince and cheese pie? I feel like they're not the same here - like I swear in NZ you get big chunks of steak in a steak pie but here a steak and cheese pie is literally like a mince and cheese pie - I feel like this is where I've been going wrong.
I feel sleepy.
My foot hurts, wtf did I do to that one?
I feel like painting my nails but I can't be bothered. Am I lazy? I don't think I'm lazy.
Whoa it was so sunny before and now it's really dark.
I'm confused when daylight savings is. Is daylight savings a week ahead in NZ? I feel like last year it was the opposite. Time is confusing.
I wonder if time travel is possible. I also wonder if parallel universes are real.
I want smores and also a cheese board.
Do we all see colour the same way?
Who is Tina Arena? I feel bad for not knowing.
I still wanna play Randaunautica but the concept still scares me a little even though I know it's confirmation bias.
Mandela Effects are interesting because I think they highlight how we have collective false memories.
I don't know what we should have for dinner.
I wonder how Benji's day was.
I think I need to remind myself more often that I'm a bad a$$ b*tch (in a good way).
I kinda wanna go back and watch Doctor Who from the start. Can you even do that? Or whatever is available on streaming services. I wonder if I can convince Luke to watch it with me. Feels like a challenge.
I wish I was better at writing.
I wonder what's going on down the street with a fire truck, ambulance and coppers. The flashing lights are annoying but I'm hoping the sorted out whatever was needed to be sorted out. Hope everyone is safe and sound.
I feel like going back to sleep but I feel guilty.
My back is sore.
I forgot how much I love Doctor Who.
Coffee is nice in the morning.
It feels weird not buying as much coffee.
Should we do the groceries today?
My body is so sore.
Why do I feel guilty for sleeping in?
F*ck you, dude.
I feel pretty sad that our anniversary weekend was taken up by other commitments.
Where do you get off? Dogs can bloody walk down here on the nature strips GRRR. You're an idiot.
Why am I so tired again?
Isn't it weird how people make assumptions about you but they don't actually ask you directly - telling me an assumption doesn't give me a chance to correct it. Just because I do X doesn't meant X. Causation is NOT correlation.
I find it funny how some people tell me "Oh I saw all your blogs, but I couldn't be bothered reading them" - like okay maybe just don't say anything at all because the point of a blog is to be read.
I don't know how I feel about candles.
I hate the texture of coconut.
I still have so many Pinterest Pins to make.
I have no idea what to write for Freaky Friday Files this week.
I feel like I'm procrastinating.
I just want to feel happy!
My head hurts. I only had 2 drinks, ugh. I'm getting old.
I want pancakes.
How many times a week do you mow your lawns?
I feel like I'm lacking on so much sleep.
I'm sick of not being able to wear my glasses for prolonged periods because my mouth is still swollen. STUPID root canal.
I'm still mad at that old man for telling us not to walk our dog on the nature strip outside his house (he thinks ALL dogs should be walked in their own property). He's a f*cking idiot. I mean if a dog went onto his property, I would get it but ours didn't, we were on council land. Dumb f*cker. I'm sorry it's just really been on my mind lately.
I just want peace and quiet.
Headphones are annoying.
I wish it was warmer for October.
Hurry up, daylight savings, NZ is already ahead of us.
I hate know-it-alls. If you have the better-than-average effect for everything then you're just an a$$hole.
This blog post has a grumpy tone doesn't it?
I'm still worried about going back to NZ, are people gonna get really mad at me for pursuing a freelance career? I feel like there's gonna be some drama.
Should I go back to my pescatarian diet? Will I lose weight?
I wonder if I'll make it to level 50 in Pokemon Go before the end of the year.
I wonder if I've ever walked past a spy or someone like a CIA agent before.
I wonder what goes through people's minds when I walk past them.
I feel paranoid about the world sometimes, especially living in this world as a woman and I bet it's even worse for fem-presenting people. It sucks. I get why we chose the bear.
Do forensic scientists love dust?
I want nachos but I don't have nacho ingredients.
Is life ever fair to anyone or just unfair on everyone?
I wish we had black out curtains.
America's election is getting close and it's going to be an interesting one.
I wonder what animals dream about.
Thanks so much for reading! Much love,
Ash xoxo
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